Lazer Brody makes the dictionary cry

I usually don't mind the standard hyperbole that Israelis tend to use when describing things in English terms. But this latest example from Lazer Brody is pretty ridiculous.

Head Sephardi Rabbi of the world Rav Ovadiah Yosef shlit'a, has vehemently expressed his opposition to Impurade 2006, and suggests that its organizers move the event to Sodom.

Hear that? Chief Sephardic Rabbi OF THE WORLD. I must have missed that election. When exactly did that happen, Lazer?

Not only that...

UPDATE - It's Unanimous! Rav Elyashiv shlit'a, this generation's leading Lithuanian - Ashkenazi rabbinical authority or posek, has now come out publicly against Impurade.

Yes, unanimous. Apparently Yosef and Elyashiv now comprise the sum total of the world's rabbis. Good to know. Thanks for keeping us in the loop, Lazer. Rock on.