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Google searches bringing people to yours truly.

- "Yid blog". Yes.

- "Video history channel the siege of Jerusalem 1948". Considering the recent crap the History Channel's been up to (and some of its old chestnuts), I'd just as soon prefer it defer this project for a while. Say, like, until the Second Coming of Nostradamus. Some interesting analysis here on the topic, btw.

- "Kosher Wigs in Miami". Total waste now that the whole city's been banned. Co-ed beaches and all.

- "Kabbala Satmar Wikipedia". Slightly less of a waste of time, since arguing about the first two on the last one can provide hours of entertainment, especially if you're willing to ask a knowledgable friend to translate the comments cursing you out in Yiddish.

- "How does Bobov compare to Satmar?" I'm going to go out on a limb and say they're slightly less nuts, though they seem to be trying their hardest to counter this image (this page has since been gutted to minimize what one poster is sure will "eventually" just be a footnote in Hasidic history, scroll down for the juicy bits). Good luck with that, guys. I'm sure if you work hard, eventually people will think you're just as crazy as Satmar and Chabad (though you'll have to put in extra effort to overtake Neturei Karta).

- "Burlap Sack with hole Orthodox Jewish Sex" Burlap? Sounds chaffing. Come on, man, it's the twenty-first century. We have things like silk and cotton blends now. Just as long as they're shatnez.