Mrs. Yid and I are in the South hanging out with her family and relatives. Tonight we celebrated Hanukkah. Afterwards, my father-in-law, Habakkuk, and brother-in-law, Be'or, took me aside.
Habakkuk: You know, Friar, next time you explain something like this, it would be really nice if you didn't...
Me: Have so much detail?
Habakkuk: Make so many cynical side comments. Like about the oil miracle probably not happening.
Be'or: It's sort of like someone explaining Christmas to you and then immediately telling you there's no Santa Claus.