As prophesied...

From the Jpost:

Rabbi links Hizbullah violence to planned Jerusalem gay parade

Hizbullah's ongoing attacks on Israel and the war in northern Israel are the result of the planned international gay pride parade in Jerusalem next month and Israel's inadequate response against the controversial event, a senior Israeli Rabbi said Wednesday.

"We have not protested enough against this parade of abomination and therefore we have received this warning," warned Rabbi Moshe Sternbuch, the head of the extremist Eda Haredit rabbinic court, in a hand-written message to his followers. "Who knows where things will get to if we do not act further and more stringently against it."

Hey, wait a minute! Extremist? How dare that secular-liberal rag defame the character of these great gedolim and chachamim? (Sages and scholars.) Why, I've bet they've got more brilliance, wisdom and street-smarts in a single sidecurl than Post editor David Horovitz has in his whole body. Besides, he's British. You know who else is British? David Landau, the editor at Ha'aretz.

Also British? The British. You know the ones. British Mandate, illegal immigration, etc... How much longer will the Brits foist their vicious anti-semitism on these pure souls? Incidentally, for those of you who care to do the research, it might interest you to know that the Jerusalem Post used to be called... that's right- The Palestine Post. There you have it. Game set and match, king-me, connect-four, the whole megillah. The "Al-Quds" Post is no longer a reliable source. It's worse than Ma'ariv, it's dead to me.

Oh, and incidentally, I believe someone owes me some money for correctly predicting the haredi, mafdal, and general anti-gay douchebag response. Maybe the Melitzer and I can share the post of Head Prophet? Do I get a cool hat? Ooh, I know, we can have a feud and start our own wikipedia page! "The Melitzer dynasty has been undergoing a schism for the past three hours..."

How about it, Lazer? Do you believe in me now? Or do I have to predict more painful, violent episodes involving your payess eating small animals and the occaisonal fat kid?

Hat-tip: Failed Messiah.