Tuesday, November 14, 2006

James Dobson and others like him inspire a fun song parody

(To the tune of "Hey Jude", and with all apologies to legitimate feminine hygiene products everwhere.)

Oh, and this is possibly not work-safe. Just as an FYI.


Hey douche,
You're kind of weird,
And you're starting,
To creep us out,
It's not that
We don't appreciate your guts,
But to be honest,
We think you're kind of nuts.

Hey douche,
We get afraid,
When you say that
this is a Christian nation,
Because well,
We sort of think it's not,
And we get worried,
With talk of salvation.

And anytime we feel the pain,
You don't refrain,
You say that we're attacking Christmas,
And if we support the ACLU,
You say, "you Jews,
Ought to just go to
Back where you came from..."

Na-Na-Na-Na-Na, Na-Na-Na...

Hey dooouche,
Don't let us down,
We don't want to hear that
You only like us because God said so,
Remember, we tend to be insecure,
And we don't feel well,
When you bring up Hell.

And sure sometimes you act so nice,
Give kind advice,
And maybe buy some Israel bonds,
But then again sometimes you backtrack,
Then give us flack,
And then act surprised when we don't get a-long,

Na-Na-Na-Na-Na, Na-Na-Na...

Hey douche,
Now don't get mad,
We promise, we'll stop,
Defending sin,
And fine, we won't control the banks this year,
And maybe we'll even,
Let Eckstein back in.
In, In, In, In, In,

Na-Na, Na-Na-Na-Na,
Na-Na-Na-Na, Hey douche....

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