Tuesday, November 21, 2006

More FOX News Fun

First segment-

"How dare people not allow a creche in a public school? I mean, yeah, we have a Xmas tree, but we want a creche! What do you mean a menorah can also be a secular symbol? A manger can have HISTORICAL purposes, too!"

Yeah, like, um... National manger month. When we take the time to recognize the historic debt we all owe to our noble draft animals. Good point, Kasich.

Second segment-

"How dare this nursing mother in the back of a plane (that was delayed for three hours) not cover up when a flight attendant told her to! I mean, she was offending that poor flight attendant! People need to recognize that they live in society and that different people get offended about different things. What's wrong with just respecting people's sensitivities, you know?"

And no cognitive dissonance whatsoever.

This reminds me of a fun O'Reilly segment from last year. Actually, a couple. Apparently only Christians get offended about anything. Or maybe it's just that they're the only ones that matter.

"The more you know".

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