A: Having someone ignore you. Or even worse, stealing your credit. Or in this case, assigning it to someone else.
It's time for another imagined conversation:
Zawahiri: Hey, Mahmoud. Gotta talk to you about something.
Ahmadinejad: What's up, Ayman? How's the big BL?
Zawahiri: He's fine. We've got the cave set up pretty nice.
Ahmadinejad: Well tell him I say hi, and if he wants to drop by Tehran anytime, we'll be sure to stone him for being a Sunni infidel .
Zawahiri: Will do. So look, about this rumor you've been spreading for seven years that the Jews did 9/11...
Ahmadinejad: Isn't it awesome? I really hate Jews.
Zawahiri: Oh, definitely. And us too, don't get us wrong.
Ahmadinejad: I mean, they're just so schem-y.
Zawahiri: And weird looking.
Ahmadinejad: Those giant noses of their really piss me off.
Zawahiri: And their stupid beards. And glasses. And those silly hats. And did you ever notice how they're always pointing their fingers at you? Sooo annoying.
Ahmadinejad: Then we're agreed. The Jew libel shall continue. No amount of blogging will save their image.
Zawahiri: Well, here's the thing, though. We put a lot of effort into that thing, and to just give all the credit to the Jews is kind of, well, asshole-ish of you.
Ahmadinejad: I don't understand what the big deal is. You killed a bunch of Americans, we blamed the Jews for it, a bunch of wackos on the Internet took it and ran with it. Triple-word-score, brother!
Zawahiri: Yeah, well, we still feel you guys should set the record straight.
Ahmadinejad: Look, why are you being so Jewish about this? Just share the wealth, what's the problem.
Zawahiri: We're not being Jews, YOU'RE being Jews! Taking something that didn't even belong to you in the first place and handing it out to someone else. You're being a real Jew, you know that?
Ahmadinejad: No one calls me a Jew and gets away with it, you Sunni bastard. Why don't you go elect a Caliph or something?
Zawahiri: What are you going to do about it, you Shia dingus? Shoot a nuke you don't have at us? Or are you be too busy looking for your hidden Imam?
Ahmadinejad: No, even better. I'm going to write a letter to George Bush... and blame it all on Jerry Falwell.
Zawahiri: Nooooo!
Ahmadinejad: Have fun watching THAT on Al-Jazeera, "Rabbi."
*Click*
And... scene.
1 comment:
I have often wondered what would happen to these yahoos if no one published their B.S.
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