Mmm, now that's good crack!

Arutz Sheva has an article with some important "good news". Remember the whole "Arab demographic problem"? You know, how the Palestinians are having a lot more kids than the Israelis and so it's in their interest to give them their own country because within two generations they'll outnumber them, forcing the Israelis to choose between Jewish apartheid or the slow destruction of the Jewish state via the democratic process? Well, turns out we don't have to worry.

...the evidence is now in: demographic momentum exists -- but the momentum is occurring among Jews, not Arabs. Not only has the momentum not occurred in the Arab sector, but Arab birth levels have begun to fall, while births for Jews are continuing to grow.

Hey, great! The haredim are having even more kids! Thanks, Yekutiel-Leib, you're a real lifesaver. I guess we all owe you guys an apology- you really were helping. Our bad. Hey, maybe we can start paying you even more money per kids- you can be part of your own unit in the army! Yeah, we can call it, um... "the Mitzvah Brigade. You know... that one." Or Boner Brigade for short. No? Shtupping Squadron? Nothing? Tough crowd.

Anyway, using my superior powers of deduction on A-7's demented unspoken un-logic, I'm guessing what we're supposed to get from this is that since the Jews are actually having slightly more kids now, that we can just forget about the whole Palestinian state thing. Because, you know, we won't have to be the generation to deal with it. It's the global-warming logic. And besides, having a slim Jewish majority over six million Palestinians is fine- just as long as we stay a few kids ahead of them, we'll be good. If the Intifada statistics are any indication, the Palestinians will probably help us out in keeping the margin of death at a steady gap. And remember, it's not like there's nothing Israel can do to help tip the situation in its favor- who knew that turning the West Bank into a complete shithole and kicking the Palestinian economy in the balls would result in them having less kids? Hey, while we're at it, let's put Agent Orange in their water. Or better yet, take their water.

So remember, the next time someone says, "Israel can't keep ruling over a growing Arab population!", just shoot back with, "sure they can- as long as they don't use birth control."

And if you disagree... well, I guess you just hate babies. Jerk.