The Book of Pat

More from everybody's favorite would-be prophet, Pat Robertson.

Robertson Predicts 'Mass Killing'

Best part:

In 2005, Robertson predicted that Bush would have victory after victory in his second term. He said Social Security reform proposals would be approved and Bush would nominate conservative judges to federal courts.

Lawmakers confirmed Bush's 2005 nominations of John Roberts and Samuel Alito to the Supreme Court. But the president's Social Security initiative was stalled.

"I have a relatively good track record," he said. "Sometimes I miss."

In May, Robertson said God told him that storms and possibly a tsunami were to crash into America's coastline in 2006. Even though the U.S. was not hit with a tsunami, Robertson on Tuesday cited last spring's heavy rains and flooding in New England as partly fulfilling the prediction.

In your dreams, Patty. Swing and a few dozen misses. And what happened to all that millennium bullcrap? Maybe someone will hit you with a pitch. Ah well, we can pray, anyway.

Edit: Hey, I found another old prophecy of Pat's-

JUNE 24, 1998-

On the June 8 edition of his "700 Club" show (released to the media by Americans United for Separation of Church and State), Robertson denounced Orlando and Disney World for welcoming gay tourists to the theme park during a privately sponsored "Gay Days" weekend. Robertson predicted dire consequences.

Noting that the city government allowed the display of rainbow flags on light poles, the TV preacher warned that acceptance of homosexuality could result in hurricanes, earthquakes, tornadoes, terrorist bombs and "possibly a meteor."

Man, remember way back in 1998, before that meteor hit Florida? It was a happier time, a simpler time. And way to cover your ass there- a natural disaster hitting Florida, of all places? Clearly God at work.

Sheesh. Pat, take your meds. Or maybe clean out your ears.