Borrowing a page from Lazer's book.

Lazer Brody had a lot of success with his "Lazy Interactive Parable" about a month ago, so I decided I'd try it, too.

So... what the hell is Yossi Sarid talking about?

On Tuesday, G-d willing, the Friar will publish the best (or only) responses and analyze/puzzle over this bizarre article.

Or make fun of the Israeli elections. Whichever.