Sunday, March 19, 2006

More from the peanut gallery

Our old pal Marzipan has stepped up his campaign agitation (see here), despite the fact that it seems fairly clear he won't make it into the Knesset (again). Must be taking a page from Moshe Feiglin's book.

Apparently Mars-bars is going to rely heavily on footage of his old mentor, the Brooklyn Bigot (other aliases include the Hebrew Hitler and the Adolf of Avenue C), and will call for evicting the "Arab enemy" from Israel. I'm trying to be optimistic; maybe he'll slip up and get another racist neo-Kach party banned.

So, just so we're clear, his campaign strategy is the following:

1- Run even though you have no chance of winning and have sabotaged any possibility of getting elected.

2- Pander to racist soccer hooligans.

3- Talk about deporting one-sixth of your country's population.

4- Use your amazing powers of prophecy to explain an outbreak of bird flu.

5- Condemn police brutality and in the same breath, encourage it against someone else. (Hypocrisy much?)

And this is why no one outside of Marzel's immediate circle of nutballs will ever vote for him.

At least the system is good for something...

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